Like cute baby pics? This'll make your head explode.
posted by copyranter @ 8:40 AM
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6 Comments:
I thought you hated kids. You going soft on us?
Looks like Quato from Total Recall.
Your sense of cuteness is as fucked up as you are. No wonder you listen to punk music.
The power suit reminded me of Wall Street. Here are a few memorable quotes from both films that can be used in a 'BABY GEKKO' meme:
"Stock's in a free fall. My guess is that it just lost its Bar Mitzvah... By the end of the day it might not even be potty trained."
"It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation."
"Somebody reminded me the other night that I once said "greed is good." I swear I don't remember it but it sounds like something I would say in the eighties."
"If there's one thing I learned in prison it's that money is not the prime commodity in our lives... time is."
"You wanna know what the mother of all bubbles was? Us. The human race. Scientists call it the Cambrian Explosion, from the Cambrian fauna."
- Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) - Wall Street I & II
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"Screw the credit derivative desk, I don't understand half the shit they do anyway."
- Louis Zabel (Frank Langella) - Wall Street II
I only like good punk music (mcclusky, sex pistols, buzzcocks).
Rush Limbaugh thinks you are all sluts.
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