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posted by copyranter @ 2:50 PM
9 Comments:
"I'd rather go naked than get fat"? What does that even mean?
got jizz?
The ad ran in magazines and was a poster in Los Angeles/Hollywood restaurants.
The media company responsible for placing this advertisement, refused to run it – at first.
Here's more on his LIFE'S PROJECT:
http://www.stefanpinto.com/portfolio/id-rather-go-naked-than-get-fat/
Should read: "I'd rather wear my food than get fat."
So guy-fanciers, would you want to date a guy who:
a) was cute and well-built?
b) had 15 per cent of his food end up in his lap, 5 per cent end up on his face, and 10 per cent end up on the floor?
As to “I’d rather go naked than get fat”, just do what I do: Both.
~Harry from Edmonton
Ha. This guy goes to my gym.
I Googled him... his abs are hot! I think it's meant to be a joke. His blog has pictures of him where he looks like a different person. The guy is sexy.
Wouldn't this be a more appropriate headline?
GATHER ROUND AND TASTE THE NEW "BEEF-JERKY" VOSKOS GREEK YOGURT!
Still made using the traditional straining technique offering naturally thick and creamy consistency which is low in calorie, fat, cholesterol and sodium, while delivering high PROTEIN.
doesn't make me want him because i wouldn't want to dine with him in public...also lactose intolerant so i don't want the yogurt either. the add makes me wonder if he needs to be out in public with any spoon.
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