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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Atheism Bus Ad Uses Famous Woody Allen Line.
- Playboy ads ironically say men do read it for the ...
- Smart, Smart Orange Juice Bus Stop Posters.
- That's not a doghouse. THIS is a doghouse.
- 16-year-old Dov Charney makes appearance in new Am...
- Surreal 1991 NYC anti-littering commercial directe...
- The uncoolest skateboard deck design ever.
- Principal AssFlap says "refresh yourself" with a C...
- Cat GIF of the Day.
- Yet another wonderful 1960s VW Bus ad.


4 Comments:
so that's why homer simpson likes doughnuts!
I-)
Revised this with your caption as a tagline: http://goo.gl/G0QBu
Nice.
For pep and vigor? More like shits and jiggles.
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