copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- A Message to NYC subway graffiti "artists" from th...
- The Blue Jeans Ass Frying Pan: $9.29.
- The only SXSW image you need to see.
- How to sell hardwood floors to gay men.
- New Vitamin Water spot crammed full of Internet me...
- QR Code Ad Fuck-up of the Day.
- Pepsi introduces hot new drink with cool "dancing ...
- Clever public urinal ad of the Day.
- New Red Bull commercial debunks Jesus, pisses off ...
- Boston Sports Clubs lazily mocks Rush Limbaugh.


3 Comments:
classic old school! young punks just starting out, take copious notes!
I-)
What a story contained so effortlessly in that ad!
The parenthetical is out of place and messes up the flow. I would cut it entirely. If they insist on including text therein, I'd rewrite it as "...better not buy one now. It'll take too long to get a new VW wagon into bad enough shape.
Think about it. The body's been welded..."
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