The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Copyranter: I loved posting responses to your blog over the years. Buzzfeed has ultimate-spam-explosion user accounts, so I won't be commenting on there. But I will be reading avidly! So long and thanks for all the fish.
PS for the record Diet Pepsi stole that screenplay billboard from an Air Canada sponsorship campaign I did for Toronto International Film Festival. We wrote script directions all over the lounges and put dialog on the tables in script format to start conversation between strangers.
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Copyranter: I loved posting responses to your blog over the years. Buzzfeed has ultimate-spam-explosion user accounts, so I won't be commenting on there. But I will be reading avidly! So long and thanks for all the fish.
PS for the record Diet Pepsi stole that screenplay billboard from an Air Canada sponsorship campaign I did for Toronto International Film Festival. We wrote script directions all over the lounges and put dialog on the tables in script format to start conversation between strangers.
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